all in a days work.

i forgot.

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:47:35 GMT

today is me and john's 7 month anniversary... which isn't a real big deal, but we usually do something together at least ya know??? but today anna, annie, amanda, cortney and i are supposed to go run amok at shannhan or the elementary school playground for some reason. I knew earlier what that reason was but i've forgotten in the past 2 hours why we're doing this. OH WELL. it's still sounds fun as hell am i right little ones?

so anywho, i feel bad because i called john to tell him i was going to come home later and we was all pissed and i couldn't figure out why. he was acting like we had plans or something that i forgot about, which is true in a way because i don't think we need to make plans on "our day." hopefully he gets over it, but i feel sorry he's been really tolerant of my bitchiness lately. sometimes he deserves it, but it also seems that i'm so used to having him whipped that i take advantage of it a little too much. (whhh-chhhh!)

we think that anna may have gotten in trouble by mr.kanine because after school he came up to her and asked what she was doing after school. either that or he was going to take her out for dinner and a movie, which i doubt he's the wine and dine type. so now it sucks because we think livejournal is going to blocked during school! for those of you addicted to this place good luck.

i need food.

little debbies.

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:15:45 GMT

little debbies make me thirsty. i hate chocolate most of the time but i just now got a craving for one of those stupid fudge rounds in the PA room. i only ate half of it and now i have a hankerin' for some mountain dew.

so yesterday brady way, who gives me a ride in the mornings, came over and told john that he couldn't give me a ride this morning because he was going downstate. "that's fine," i thought to myself because i could just ride the bus.

well this morning my alarm goes off at the usual time, 6:15 and push snooze twice thinking for some reason that i'd have enough time to get ready. turns out the friggen bus comes at like 6:45 in the mother effin' morning! so that sucked... kind of, i love sleeping in but i needed to go to school.

amanda, cortney, and sam surprised me by coming to my house because i forgot about the government project. sam and cortney's project are about how the world has become a nudist colony or some shit like that and they were trying to catch me neked. it turns out that i was indeed naked... don't get frightened... i was in the shower... and not only that, i had gotten out for a second, totally nude to change the song playing on the cd player. little did i know, amanda had snuck ever so slyly around the corner to take a peep at my nekedness! she said she saw my bum... and me flailing my arms about and screaming back into the shower. what a show.

then, if that wasn't enough, they wanted to tape me naked. i said no, but then i gave in and let them tape me with the shower curtain in front of my body, and they kicked my clothing out the door. after all of this though... the camera didn't work and they were unable to use the material. lifes a bitch then you wish for a nudist colony i guess.

my as has cellulite on my bum bum. ew.

p.s. i don't know what quixotic means...

all the babies mamas.

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:08 GMT

"sorry ms. jackson, ooohhh but i am for reeeall."

amanda and i are hanging out at todd's house <3 we got out of a wonderful PA practice early and were in the mood to jump on todd's bed... he let me use his sacred computer that you never see him off of! isn't that amazing he's growing up so fast:)

so yeah, i think amanda likes todd, and it's really weird! they're bouncing on the bed together as of right now, how cute.

LOL. Todd has Mariah Carey on his Kazaa! how perfect is that. amanda's so happy which makes everyone else happy! did you ever notice how amanda kind of gets to choose the mood for the day? if she's pissed then everyone is.. if she's friggen happy as hell then she's "gots the power!" as she so perfectly put it to make us happy as well.

love is in the bloom.

"ooohh darling cause you'll always be my baby!"

accordian player.

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:42:08 GMT

so yeah, grant newcomb, the adnormally skinny evanescence fan, has lied to the entire PA team. but oh no, he didn't lie about anything normal... oh no! he told mrs. ford that he wanted to play the accordian for the home show because i guess it's an austrian insturment. who knew? well anywho, his mom called mrs. sherman to complain about not giving grant the nonspeaking souldier part that she had "promised" him earlier this season. mrs. sherman commented by saying that no, she did not promise him a nonspeaking souldier part, but that she did say it would be fine if he played his dang accordian. it turns out that good ol' grant let us down... he doesn't even have a friggen accordian let alone know how to play it!

what a NOOB. "he's goooinng under..."

i had to go poop.

Tue, 24 Feb 2004 19:15:02 GMT

on sunday night john took me out to a movie. we saw the butterfly effect and it kicked ass. well anywho, while i was in the movie the sudden urge to take a massive shit came across me, but i couldn't bring myself to leave that wonderful movie... so i waited. finally the movie was over but unfortunately i forgot somehow about the poop i had take??? so i waited some more.

john and i decided that we wanted to go eat at wendy's... "ahhhh" i thought to myself, "relief at last!" but ohhhh noooo. the moment i hovered my tush over the crab infested public toilet the cleaning lady came in. i couldn't just drop a log while she was in there with me. so i waited again!

finally we get home and to my dismay john's dad was still awake. the living room is uncomfortably located between both restrooms in the house... they all would have heard me. so i waited yet again.

to make a long story short, i ended up having to wait until the next morning to take a comfortable dookie before i took a shower. did you know poops feel a lot better when you wait?

right now travis and amanda are brewing rasberry lemonade koolaid in a mr. coffee machine. they are very intrigued by it.

she's scooping the koolaid with a plastic knife. it is done... it looks yummy and has shitty chunks in it. now she's trying to make people drink it... the floaties are supposed to be there. they will help sooth your throat. oh the lies.

home sweet home.

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 15:05:18 GMT

i called my grandma today. it was sad... things are just like how they're with my dad now. she told me that i should come back because no one takes care of me like her, which is true, but i need to take care of myself no matter what the consequences.

i hate that everyone disagrees with my decision to follow my grandpa's wishes to move out of my old house. when i needed the most support my friends gave me the least. now i'm kind of alone and slowly finding new friends. it's an experience let me tell you. just the other day i had a long talk with cody and became clear to me that he is one of the few promising individuals i could see being a kind and supporting friend in the future. he gave me some really good advice that i plan on taking. thanks a lot cody.

john and i got into a fight last night about stupid shit as usual. he was upset that i was going away for four days, which i'm damn excited about, and fell asleep studying. he said that i was wasting what little time left we had together. thinking he was being unfair i went to my room intending on going to bed at 7:00pm without dinner. of course that's not what happened. he ended up coming into my room after freaking out and appologizing. john was very sweet and sincere. we ended up spending the night watching the ring of which he had never seen before. he got so freaked out and almost cried because he was so scared, how friggen cute. the one bad thing about living with john is that i don't get half the sleep i'm used to. we always end up staying up all night watching movies or just talking. he's such a distraction.

if my writing sucks its because i have no thumbs today thanks to mrs. schaperkotter.

amanda's naked.

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 02:18:09 GMT

so yeah, its a thursday and i'm chilling here at amanda's. i'm staying the night with her for tonight anyways but besides that i'm going to mostly stay at john's house. i have my own room there. i know people hate to hear this, but this is my journal isn't it, he makes me very happy and promises to take care of me, so i am in return happy. that was quite the run on sentence.

amanda's in the shower... that means she's naked. hee hee hee. "look bitch, you knew i was a snake!"

is it just me, or has been pretty much worthless the past few days. in p.a. practice today i sat for two and a half hours in the commons area doing my psych homework. "so long, farewell" meaningful practices.

so what's the deal with men not accepting the fact that we as women, do in fact obtain anuses...* anus's... anus'... anii???... buttholes! what the heck is the plural for anus? i had a point, but i forgot when i left to go take a poop.

bye

camel toe.

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 18:58:48 GMT

who ever invented the thong in the front. that's nasty.

amanda just snotted in my hair... i think it was because i jabbed her in the jugular with my pig tail.

bad pig tail.

but besides that it's my birthday tomorrow, but my actual partay is going to be on friday. yippie for me.

ask sam about his dad bending over to pick up soap. i'd explain the joke, but it wouldn't be the same.

asshole punch.

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 18:44:12 GMT

it was brought to my attention this afternoon that an unfortunate couple had a very uncomfortable experience involving penetration of an anus. i guess he missed the ol' coot? how the hell can you miss it?! NASTY.

here are the questions that must be answered...
1.why couldn't he feel that he was actually in the anus...
2.or did he mean to hit that target
3.and why the hell didn't she slap his damn finger away?! maybe she's confused where it is as well.
4.Ewwwwww!

my anus is an exit only.

cortney made me.

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 17:19:32 GMT

i didn't really want to write another entry, but cortney's making me. she sucks like that. constance ford says "hello, whatchyadoing on there?"

in our school there is a delightful little lady, of whose name i will not mention, that is annoying, gross, and chooses to LEECH herself onto me. just this morning her nappy, curly headed self brought nasty leftover mcdonalds fries to breakfast, at least it wasn't a moldy orange. my wonderful pal amanda made the mistake of telling her the exact day of my birthday. i guess she freaked out, squeaked, and proceeded to show her totally awesome "make a wish" keychain she plans of giving to me. 2 more days... I CAN'T WAIT!

birthdays suck.

i have conformed.

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 15:53:26 GMT

Today I decided to conform and create a livejournal just as my closest friends from C-town have also done. Hope you enjoy my entrees.

this morning i woke up and packed one of my many overnight bags with an abundance of clothing. no, i'm not going on a trip, well not technically, but i am kind of getting ready for an adventure... if you want to call it that. 8 days ago i was told that on my eighteenth birthday i had to move out. it's all good though because i have some pretty cool friends that are willing to help me out.

my birthday is in 2 more days... on the fourth of february. legally they consider me an adult, but am i really ready?